How do you complement Garden State without sounding like an arrogant phony? This self-centered navel-gazer paved the way for a number of knock-off twenty-something movies with characters who griped over how their lives were...
Welcome back to the slowest developing Magic: the Gathering Cube on the Internet! In each installment, I ask Gatherer to fetch a random card. I toss it in the Cube, then design a card...
Gone with the Wind is no gentleman. It’s a good thing I’m no lady. The best selling movie of all time (adjusting for inflation) summons forth an idealized South; a timeless world which can...
You know how in Jurassic Park, Dr. Jeff Goldblum says “If The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists”? Well, um… Welcome to Westworld! A vast amusement park where...
A weird thing happened in this cube log. Halfway through, Gatherer gifted me a random zombie, forcing zombies late in the cube’s design. That’s not weird. The weird part is that Popcorn Roulette will be...
AKA “Escalation: the Movie”. John Rambo is just your ordinary green beret killing machine out for a lovely walk through the Washington countryside when a local sheriff suggests he should take a bath, and...
Sorry about the long delay between log 16 and log 17 everybody, but someone needed to playtest the cards they designed. I’m not going to say who it is. I’m just going to...
