Considered an industry staple after the fact, The Searchers was released to a tepid response from audiences. Critics couldn’t help but appreciate Ford’s directorial eye, and Wayne’s commanding presence. But, as Bosley Crowther of...
How do you complement Garden State without sounding like an arrogant phony? This self-centered navel-gazer paved the way for a number of knock-off twenty-something movies with characters who griped over how their lives were...
Gone with the Wind is no gentleman. It’s a good thing I’m no lady. The best selling movie of all time (adjusting for inflation) summons forth an idealized South; a timeless world which can...
You know how in Jurassic Park, Dr. Jeff Goldblum says “If The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists”? Well, um… Welcome to Westworld! A vast amusement park where...
A weird thing happened in this cube log. Halfway through, Gatherer gifted me a random zombie, forcing zombies late in the cube’s design. That’s not weird. The weird part is that Popcorn Roulette will be...
AKA “Escalation: the Movie”. John Rambo is just your ordinary green beret killing machine out for a lovely walk through the Washington countryside when a local sheriff suggests he should take a bath, and...
Lock the doors! Board the windows! Bring in the patio tablecloth, and move the bird bath into the garage! They’re coming! The Birds are coming! Tom Lacallaide and I crack open a bag of...
