“Foolish children! On a mission to save the kingdom, you say? Bah! You can exterminate some orcs from a cave, but the cave will be there when you move on. Whatever modicum of order...
Day 73. Last week we surprised and ended a party of orcs. Among them was a six-legged, panther-like creature with strange appendages growing from its back. The orcs fell to our sudden strike, but the...
“Calm down!” Angar yelled. “We aren’t harming your tree!” “I know that,” the dryad said as she clutched her arms and paced back and forth while the branches of her tree passed though her....
“Wolves?” Kevric the bard asked. “Wolves aren’t a threat. Just wave your hands around and make a lot of noise. They’ll go away eventually.” The ranger accepted his food, found a stump and ate. The party’s...
“All alone, all alone. Little lost halfling, all alone. You so tired, woods you creep. Uglurk put you fast asleep.” Appropriate random encounters for a single first level character travelling through the forest, which may...
A friend recently sent me this question: Hey man, I’ve been having an RPG itch and I can’t seem to find games around [dilapidated factory purgatory, AKA my hometown]. Where do you usually find ones? It’s...
“Where’s your pin?” “It’s not inside my coat? I must’ve took it off and put it in my pack. It’s somewhere in here. Not that it matters. Never known a halfling to question a Daggerguard’s credentials.”...
