Welcome to the lofty spires and sewer dregs of Ravnica! This week we… what’s that? You want me to rate Theros cards instead? I… hmm… looks like I need to explain how According to...
“Good Magic cards are all alike; every bad Magic card is terrible in its own way.” from Anna Karenina and the Razor Boomerang Number Five – Some days, it’s hard to gaze into the soulless void...
Think of a blue Magic card. What comes to mind? Control powerhouses like and ? Fun and goofy combo staples like and ? Game shattering super-cards like or ? Yeah. We ain’t gonna talk...
Let’s play a game. I’ll go to Gatherer, Magic: the Gathering’s card database, hit the ‘Random Card’ button ten times, and post the images below. Each of those cards will have a community vote...
Number Eight – Apocalypse The card so good, they named a set after it. But not before they made a Playstation game out of the card, starring Bruce Willis. Apocalyse represents an enigma on...
“Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They’re dead.” —Jaya Ballard, task mage When I wrote my now classic article Ten Most Desirable Magic Cards According to Gatherer, I...
These cards are boring. For those too lazy to read The Six Most Boring Badabing Badaboo – Part One: Congratulations! You really latched onto the theme of this article! Man, will you be confused, though,...
